Natalie's Rap - The Lonely Island feat Natalie Portman

[Interview #1]
[I] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
[N] Hello
[I] So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[N] Do you really want to know?
[I] Please tell us

[Natalie Portman]
I don't sleep motherf_cker off that 'gnac and the durban
Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the f_ck up and s_ck my d_ck
I'm busting dudes valves like gushers motherf_cker
Pull up to NBC and smack the sh_t outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To f_ck all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
Put my foot down your throat 'til your sh_t's in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning
F_ck your man it's my name that he's screaming!

[Interview #2]
[I] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[N] I never said that I was a role model
[I] But, what about the kids that look up to you?
[I] Do you have a message for them?

[Natalie Portman]
All the kids looking up to me can s_ck my d_ck
It's Portman motherf_cker, drink 'til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna f_ck you too!
(P!) It's for Portman! (Hey!) It's for pussies!
I'll kill your f_cking dog for fun, so don't push me

[Interview #3]
[I] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[I] Really, such as?

[Natalie Portman]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a sh_t

[The Lonely Island]
Natalie, you are a bad ass b_tch (hell yeah!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
When my sh_t gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that, my d_ck is scared of you (ooh)

[Outro]
[I] Natalie, one final question
[I] If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[N] No more questions
[I] What!

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