WTF? - Elle Varner
I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I had gone wrong)
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
and when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the male man
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(Aw God! Oh hell naw!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What the f_ck now?)
What the f_ck? (Wow!) What the f_ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know its late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(Said: "You got to be f_cking kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: "Actually I'm not")
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the f_ck? What the f_ck?
(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all that lip gloss in it)
For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course?
Before?
I realized my keys were in the bag?
Hahahaha!
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