Ten Strikes You're out - Steel Panther
Flip them burgers man
Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends
I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again
You'll never wink again
Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone
My other b_tches call and check so leave it alone
Just leave it alone
Eight more and you'd better not doubt
You'll be out on the streets so don't make me shout
Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out
Ten strikes you're out, you're out
Strike three, you gave my dog VD
How'd you f_cking go give a dog VD?
That's just beyond me
Strike four, I don't remember four
But whatever it was well you'd better not do it no more
Strike five, well you're racking up strikes
Faster than your momma getting Facebook likes,
Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out
Ten strikes you're out, you're out
Six and Seven came as a pair
Piss and sh_t stains all over your underwear
Well baby you're out, you're out, you're out, hahaha
Strike eight, you made me double date
With a d_ck head and a b_tch who's overweight
That made me irate
Strike nine, I understand you had gas
But you farted and another dude's sperm dribbled out of your ass
That's f_cking gross
Strike ten, well you drank my last beer
So baby pack your sh_t and get out of here
Everybody knows it's ten f_cking strikes, you're f_cking out
You're out, you're out, you're out
Ten strikes you're out, yeah
You're out