Act My Age - One Direction
They say the way I act is immature
Well don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecure
The only golf I ever tried to play was miniature
And when you ask me sign your boobs I smiley face my signature
But my parents raised me right, they were sticklers
And we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegar
Getting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birth
You're trying to push me in the wrong direction and it f_cking hurts
So most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribs
I'm still throwing parties at my house, like stifler
So if you go around and try to tell me how to live
I'mma take your girl and mortal kombat finish her
But when it's done and the party shuts down
And the cops try to lay my ass on the ground
One day we might tell our kids
But until that day let's live like this
My friends grew up, they never get drunk
They never wanna hang out late
They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills
They're gonna get old and gray
I'll never do that, I wanna stay young
Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun
So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age