We Have Candy - Die Antwoord
Who is it?
Some guy
Well open the f_cking door
Come to the dark side, we have candy
Yes but do you have coffee?
Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?
Black, like my soul
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f_cking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
Bang, mother - f_cker! Bang!
Yaa, it's a f_cking mohawk
Dumb f_cks cant even hear the boss land
Stitch you in the mother f_ckin poes make you blackout
Celebrity f_ck boys rappa can't hang
Yaa, but they f_cking in your wallet
Step the f_ck back you whack motherf_cker
Like Kanye Kardashian, yo
I like rats and coffee and weed and sing whatever the f_ck I want to the beat
And I like Yachts and money and speed and drivin' like a poes down the motherf_ckin' street and all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom
Bass pump in the trunk boom boom boom
Pitch-black windows
You wanna see me but you can't
Sippin' on champange
Puffin' on a blunt
So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers?
Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, that just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible
I non-stop motherf_cker
I'm too ill to chill
Too dope to cope
Too lit to quit
You f_ck with peanut b_tter and jelly
She talks sh_t
My foot kicks your ass
My fists split your lip
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
Fer everbody in the way
F_ck could way
Aw f_cks sakes, who ate my last cupcake?
I love coffee but not a f_ck, when I drink Starbucks, cause Starbucks s_cks
Yaa, dat sh_t dueces cock and cunny
Oh they'll be making so much motherf_cking money
It's making my brain go funny
Fok it, I can't think, I need more coffee
Tity f_cker, lets go full retard
No more mother f_cking milk or sugar because
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f_cking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself...
A piece of cake
Yeah
Yo cuz, I get the mother f_ckin' munchies
Oh mother f_cker I need some one to eat
Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchy
Hehehe I dare you to f_ck with me
Aah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?
Triple dipped in psycho