As The World Turns - Eminem
Chorus Repeat 2x
I Dont Know Why This World Keep Turning
Round And Round
But I Wish It Would Stop And Let Me Off Right Now
Yes Man
As The World Turns
We All Experience Things In Life
Trials And Tribulations
That We All Must Go Through
When Someone Wants To Test Us
When Someone Tries Our Patience
Eminem
I Hang With A Bunch Of Hippies
And Wacky Tobacco Planters
Who Swallow Lit Roaches
And Light Up Like Jack O Lanterns
Outsiders Baby And We Suing The Courts
Cuz We're Dope As F_ck And Only Get A 2 In The Source
They Never Should've Booted Me Out Of Reform School
Deformed Fool Takin A Sh_t In A Warm Pool
They Threw Me Out The Ramada Inn
I Said It Wasn't Me I Got A Twin Oh My God Its You Not Again
It All Started When My Mother Took My Bike Away
Cuz I Murdered My Guinea Pig And Stuck Him In The Microwave
After That It Was Straight To The 40 Ouncers
Slappin Teachers And Jackin Off In Front Of My Counselors
Class Clown Freshman Dressed Like Les Nessman
F_ck The Next Lesson I'll Past The Test Guessin
And All The Other Kids Said Eminem's A Dishead
He'll Never Last The Only Class He'll Pass Is Phys Ed
May Be True Till I Told This B_tch In Gym Class
That She Was Too Fat To Swim Laps She Needed Slim Fast Who Me
Yeah B_tch You So Big You Walked Into Big Tanny's And Stepped On Jenny Craig
She Picked Me Up To Snap Me Like A Skinny Twig
Put Me In The Headlock Then I Thought Of My Guinea Pig
I Felt The Evilness And Started Transformin Rarrrr
It Began Storming I Heard A Bunch Of Cheering Fans Swarming
Grabbed That B_tch By Her Hair
Drug Her Across The Ground
And Took Her Up To The Highest Diving Board And Tossed Her Down
Sorry Coach Its Too Late To Tell Me Stop
While I Drop This B_tch Face Down And Watch Her Belly Flop
Chorus
As The World Turns
These Are The Days Of Our Lives
These Are The Things That We Must Go Through
Day By Day
Eminem
We Drive Around In Million Dollar Sports Cars
While Little Kids Hide This Tape From Their Parents Like Bad Report Cards
Outsiders And We Suing The Courts
Cuz We Dope As F_ck And Only Get A 2 In The Source
Hypercondriac Hanging Out At The Laundromat
Where All The Raunchy Fat White Trashy Blondes Be At
Dressed Like A Sailor Standin By A Pale Of Garbage
Its Almost Dark And I'm Still Tryna Nail A Trailor Park B_tch
I Met A Sl_t And Said What Up Its Nice To Meet Ya
I'd Like To Treat Ya To A Faygo And A Slice Of Pizza
But I'm Broke As F_ck And I Don't Get Paid Till The First Of Next Month
But If You Care To Join Me I Was Bout To Roll This Next Blunt
But I Aint Got No Weed No Phillies Or No Papers
Plus I'm A Rapist And A Repeated Prison Escapist
So Gimme All Your Money
And Don't Try Nothin Funny
Cuz You Know Your Stinkin Ass Is Too Fat To Try To Outrun Me
I Went To Grab My Gun
Thats When Her Ass Put It On Me
Wit An Uppercut And Hit Me With A Basket Of Laundry
I Fell Through The Glass Doors
Started Causin A Scene
Then Slid Across The Floor And Flew Right Into A Washin Machine
Jumped Up With A Broken Back
Thank God I Was Smokin Crack All Day
And Doped Up Off Coke And Smack
All I Wanted To Do Was Rape The B_tch And Snatch Her Purse
Now I Wanna Kill Her
But So I Gotta Catch Her First
Ran Through Rally's Parkin Lot And Took A Shortcut
Saw The House She Ran Up In
And Shot Her F_ckin Porch Up
Kicked The Door Down To Murder This Divorced Sl_t
Looked Around The Room
Thats When I Seen The Bedroom Door Shut
I Know You're In There B_tch I Got My Gun Cocked
You Might As Well Come Out Now
She Said Come In Its Unlocked
I Walked In And All I Smelled Was Liz Claiborne
And Seen Her Spread Across The Bed Naked Watchin Gay Porn
She Said Come Her Big Boy Lets Get Acquainted
I Turned Around To Run Twisted My Ankle And Sprained It
She Came At Me At Full Speed Nothin Could Stop Her
I Shot Her Five Times And Every Bullet Bounced Off Her
I Started To Beg No Please Let Go
But She Swallowed My F_ckin Leg Whole Like An Egg Roll
With One Leg Left Now I'm Hoppin Around Crippled
I Grabbed My Pocket Knife And Sliced Off Her Right Nipple
Just Trying To Buy Me Some Time Then I Remembered This Magic Trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den Go Go Gadget D_ck
Whipped That Sh_t Out And Aint No Doubt About It
It Hit The Ground And Caused An Earthquake And Power Outage
I Shouted Now B_tch Lets See Who Gets The Best
Stuffed That Sh_t In Crooked And F_cked That Fat Sl_t To Death Ahh Ahhh
Come Here B_tch
Come Here
Take This Motherf_ckin D_ck
B_tch Come Here
Chorus To Fade
And As We Go Along
Throughout The Days Of Our Lives
We All Face Small Obstacles And Challenges Everyday
That We Must Go Through
These Are The Things That Surround Us Through Our Atmosphere
Every Day
Every Single Day The World Keeps Turning