Outside (Skit) - Juvenile
Man 1: Man, b_tch i just bumped into my dawg juve, now b_tch he gave me 3 invitations to his big bash tonight.
Female: Who Juve!?
Man 1: Yeeeah, man. What, you aint know?
Female:Whaaaaat, i know a b_tch can be down.
Man 1: Man you can be down, you can come around, you can sit down. I'll tell you what... you be ready for 12 midnight, exactly midnight, cause
I - I got a invitation at 6, we got to be.. in there.
Female: Fo sho, imma get me in there.
Man 1: Yeah you got that, i'll tell you what... you just go home and get sexy... and uhh, we gon' come and get you tonight.
Man 2: Man i dont know why you done sold that broad that dream, man.
Man 1: Man, what you talkin bout?
Man 2: You know you dont know them people, man !
Man 1: Now there you go again with this foolishness man.
Man 2: Man you aint know them people 3 years ago man. We got chased off the port, I done been - been, chased by chinese people.
Man 1: You didnt get caught!
Man 2: Yeah, you got cornered too, but we still didnt get in the party man.
Man 1: I- I handled that,I- I took care of that though. But look, i'll tell you what... look at this- (gets cut off by man 2)
Man 2 : Yeah, you got beat up to take care of it, man !! They- they beat you so bad.. they had to let us in. And then the party was over after we walked in.
Man 1: I was the superstar that night, though.
Man 2: Yeah, you was super stupid.
Man 1: I might've walked funny, but I was the superstar that night.
Man 2: Super stupid. Imma roll with you, cause you my dawg.
Man 1: Right, right, thats all- thats all im ask- thats all im asking, thats all im asking.
Man 2: Cause I know we aint gettin in this party, cause I know you dont know none of them people.
Man 1: Man, I know Juvenile, I know his brother, I know lil... I-I-- (gets cut off by man 2)
Man 2: Whats his brother name?
Man 1: Ummm..- (gets cut off by man 2)
Man 2: Man, you dont know them people.
Man 1: Alright, I..., man you aint even much gotta cut me off like that.
Man 2: Cause you dont know 'em, man.
Man 1 : Alright, alright, alr-.. Imma know 'em tonight though.
Man 2: Alright bruh. What time you want me to pick you up, dawg?
Man 1: I told her 12, so you can come get me for.. 11:30, so it can look like I'm driving.
Music fades off.
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