Dickhead - Robbie Williams
This is "T" to the mother f_cking "Ofty"
What's you're problem D_ckhead
1st Verse
Don't kick my dog d_ckhead
Don't beep at me d_ckhead
Why d'you mug me off in my car d_ckhead
Why you disrespecting my bra d_ckhead
Theres a d_ckhead in you're mouth
A d_ckhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want d_ckheads to be made d_ckhead
Why you disrespecting my bra d_ckhead
Why d'you piss me off in first class d_ckhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a d_ckhead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus d_ckhead
Chorus
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby
2nd Verse
If you diss me you'll sell copy d_ckhead
What d'you expect d_ckhead
Radiohead d_ckhead
This is pop d_ckhead
Size tens d_ckhead
break you're shins d_ckhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f_ck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick f_ck out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
I wasn't looking at ya' bird d_ckhead
She was looking at me d_ckhead
Who do I think I am d_ckhead
Who the f_ck are you d_ckhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a sh_t
I've found the d_ckhead of the year
And you are f_cking it d_ckhead
Where's the chorus?no chorus.. d_ckhead
Chorus 2
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby
The Tofty Rap
I've got a bucket of sh_t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh_t
I've got a bucket of sh_t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh_t
Not, horse sh_t, cow sh_t dog sh_t no real sh_t
I've got a bucket of sh_t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh_t
Verse 3
Why d'you cut me up in my car d_ckhead
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra d_ckhead
I've got nothing for you d_ckhead
Go to bed d_ckhead
Don't wake up d_ckhead
Who gives a f_ck d_ckhead
No one gives a f_ck about you cos you're a d_ckhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a d_ckhead too like you, d_ckhead
Chorus 3
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby
D_ckhead