Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. II - Sublime
Raleigh. You went for line drawings and you f_cked up you f_ckin' idiot.
You brain-washed yourself you mother f_ckin' stupid cock s_ckers, because
you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all
the rest are lower case in any f_ckin' case. Supreme Court, you are not
the f_cking Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten
thousand years you will shovel your sh_t and eat it, because your on
repeat mother f_cker. It just started backwards and you can't do a
f_ckin' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every f_ckin'
thing that you took away from them you mother f_cker.
Security Guard. Raleigh.
Raleigh. Yes.
Guard. This is the deal.
Raleigh. Yes, what is the deal?
Guard. You either cool it down right now...
Raleigh. Or your gonna f_ckin die!
Guard. ...your outta here.
Raleigh. Oh, your gonna put me out? Well I ain't leavin' mother
f_cker. Now what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do to this little kid? Eh?
Guard. Your gonna go to the psyche ward.
Raleigh. Well good, that's where I wanna go.
Guard. Yea, your gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now, I don't want to hear anything else out of this room or you are gonna go to the psyche ward. This is your last opportunity.
Raleigh. Yea, OK, get it. Let's go.
Guard. Shut your f_ckin' mouth.
Raleigh. all right .
Guard. And don't make anymore waves in the house. Otherwise you'r going to the psyche ward.
Raleigh. Well, thats exactly what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to the psyke ward and so I'm gonna shoot my f_ckin' mouth off, so get out of here. Your cutting into my commercial.
Guard. You understand?
Raleigh. I'm making a f_ckin' commercial, I'm a businessman! Get out of here! Your trying to get in on this f_ckin' thing, you ain't no star asshole, your just a f_ckin' errand boy.
Guard. Your the craziest son of a b_tch I ever...
Raleigh. Exactly...I'm an American!
Guard. This is the last warning Raleigh.
Raleigh. Good, Shut Up!
[background laughter]
Guard. Anymore out of you and your going to the psyche ward.
Raleigh. See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback.
Guard. You need to understand that, as long as you understand that, that's the rules Raleigh.
Raleigh.Whoever comes in this f_ckin' room, I'm gonna f_ckin' kill em! That's what I gonna do.
Guard. Oh are ya? I'm in your room Raleigh.
Raleigh. Well you've come in against...this is my room.
Guard. I'm in your room, I'm in you room, I'm in your room.
Raleigh. Back out, back out, back out. Words don't bother me man, actions do.
Guard. Let's do it, go for it dude.
Raleigh. Well if you come at me your gonna f_ckin' die!
Guard. Go for it.
Raleigh. I ain't going for nothing, you f_ckin' reach for me and I'm gonna take your arm off.
Guard. Come on. Come on! Raleigh. I ain't comin, you come.
Guard. Cool it Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or your out of here, that's the only choice you have.
Raleigh. Try it.
Guard. Your gone dude.
Raleigh. Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops mutherf_cker! Call the cops.
Guard. You got witnesses right now?
Raleigh. No witnesses, call the f_cking cops! I'll call the f_ckin' cops on you, you cocks_cker, right now.
Guard. Good.
Raleigh. 911 - Just like that, and you will never get out of this. Guard. Good. Come on.
Raleigh. I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic
trying to kill me in my f_ckin' room, now get them cops over here to
1-2-3-O-9 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to
get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for
making my production here. Which is a science fiction magazine! And he's
trying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of
sh_t! 'Cause I'll splatter him all over the f_ckin' wall. I hope you
record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And
send 'em over here, 'cause I'm about to kill him in two seconds. Now get
'em over here as fast as you can please. I hope your recording this.
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