Drive-Thru - Tenacious D
Jack: Cage
Kyle: Yeah
Jack: Let's Go To This Drive-Thru
Kyle: Oh good im starving
Guy: May I help you?
Jack: Yeah um
Guy: Hello?
Jack: Uh
Guy: Can I have your order?
Jack: Yeah hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu
Guy: Ok
Jack: uh mm
Guy: would you like special curly fries
Jack: please dont dont offer me anything. ill ill tell you what i want.
Guy: ok
Jack: um ok. You know how you go the 6 piece nuggets
Guy: 6.. 6 piece nuggets
Jack: just a can you just give me just 4 nuggets
I'm I'm trying to
Guy: they come in 6 and 12 piece. Do you want service?
Jack: shut up and listen to my order. Take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away. Im just wantin my 4 nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.
Guy: they come in 6 and 12 piece please drive up
Jack: Put 2 of them up your ass and give me 4 chicken mcnuggets
Guy: alright you want 6 piece nuggets. Would you..
Jack: then um can i have a Junior Western bacon chee. A Junior Western bacon chee. Im trying to watch my figure
Guy: Western bacon cheese burger
Jack: A Junior Western bacon chee
Guy: would you like that with onions?
Jack: no onions
Guy: ok
Jack: umm
Guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
Jack: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Guy: Fillet of Fish...
Jack: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
Jack: Um, and a SMALL, a SMALL Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.
Guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
Jack: Um...
Guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
Jack: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Guy: Seasoned-curlies...
Jack: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger...
Jack: Okay, uh...F_ck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
and that's it.
Guy: Cherries Jubilee.
Jack: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
Kyle: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
Jack: Oh God! Come on with the order.
Kyle: I'm...
Jack: Take forever.
Kyle: That's all I want. That's all I want...
Jack: good. How much is that sir?
Guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
Jack: Do you have any money?
Kyle: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
Jack: Give it to me.
Kyle: Alright, here.
Jack: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
(Motor Sounds)
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