Asked You First - Ani Difranco
things can't get much weirder
this can't get much worse
don't know why you wouldn't kiss me
but it's a good thing i asked you first
you were a big strapping boy with a boner
and i felt it in your hug goodbye
you gave me an evening i'll never forget
no matter how hard i try
no matter how hard i try
you were just mr. flirtatious
all night just workin' that ass
well you know it's uncool to bring it to school
if you don't want to share with the class
i am just mrs. embarresed
i feel like a dirty old man
i've got my eye on a guy
that just moved out of mom's house
with his pretty head stuck in the sand
you've earned yourself a place in my memory
by being the one who said no
now where are my f_cking car keys
i think i should go
surprise surprise now you miss me
now that i'm not in your face
surprise surprise now you're calling me
now that you feel safe
gee maybe i could be your prom date
you could do us a stiff little dance
except that this isn't high school, baby
and you had your chance
you had your chance
yeah you've earned yourself a place in my memory
by being the one who said no
hey look! car keys... bye!
[These Lyrics may not be completly accurate]