Lark on My Go-Kart - Asher Roth
[Verse 1:]
Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get b_tt from miss muffet
Me and teddy ruxpin
Stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins
S_ck a d_ck butkus
Chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any tim duncan
Spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run sh_t
Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll roll from a dung trip
Twist to a front flip
Son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[Verse 2:]
Kinda like the blond bob saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
Chilling with an ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words
Heard that before
Poor metaphor, pedicure
Get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few
You gonna need it
Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor ramon flow oh so sharp
You can take kapowski
I'm a take lark on my go-kart
[Verse 3:]
Mario Kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating leftover sh_t
Tuna sandwich, b_tterscotch krimpets
Cheetos be my choice of chip
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my simpson and split
[Asher:]
Roll that j up, is it rolled? Yeah, roll it up, uh
[Verse 4:]
Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on
Yeah I'm a dork but I'm still holding court
Ball up balla
Y'all take too long get dolled up
Give a f_ck if I look like I just woke up
Who am I tryin to impress
Honey in the sundress with the breasts luscious
Just sent me a text
O M G, you're the B E ST
If you're tryin to have sex, I'm the best at it