Nail In The Coffin - Eminem
[Eminem]
This motherf_cker man, just won't shut up will you?
Talk about I owe you, b_tch you owe me
I'm promoting you right now
Man lets put the nail in his coffin
[Chorus]
I dont want to be like this
I dont really want to hurt no feelins
But Im only bein real when I say nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap
Old men have heart attacks
and I dont want to be responsible for that so
Put the mic down and walk away
You can still have a little bit of dignity
[verse 1]
I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl finnally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent
F_ckin punk p_ssy f_ck you chump
gimme a one-on-one see if I dont f_ck you up
Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up
And you put Jada on a track thats how much you s_ck
d_ck in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin
You sit behind a f_ckin desk at The Source b_tt-kissin
and beggin motherf_ckers for guest appearences
and you can even get the clearances cuz real lyricists
dont even respect you or take you serious
Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period
Talk about a mid-life crisis damn
last week you was shakin Obie Trice's hand
Now hes a busta? What the f_cks with that?
Get on a track dissin us kissin 50's ass
and askin me what I know about inditements-bite me
b_tch I got two cases, and probation - fight me!
What do I know about standin in front of a judge like a man
ready to take whatever sentence he hands
What you know about your wife slicin her wrists
right in front of the only thing you have in this world - a little girl?
And I put that on her, when this is all over
I would never try to make her a star and eat off her
I dont know sh_t about no shoppin rocks
But what you know about hip-hop shops rockin spots?
When your the only white boy in that b_tch just rippin
pressin up your own flyers and your stickers stickin
them b_tches up after spendin six hours at Kinkos
Just makin copys of your covers of casette singles
and sell them out the trunk of your Tracer
Spendin your whole paycheck at Disc Makers
What you know about bein bullied over half your life?
Oh thats right, you know what thats like, your half white
Vanilla Ice,spill the beans and rice, Im eaten you alive inside
Jesus Christ, if your that much of a gangster, put the mic down
You should be out killin motherf_ckers right now
Kill a motherf_cker dead, kill'em dead b_tch
Shoot'em in the f_ckin head, go ahead b_tch
Slap my mom, slap the f*ck outa her!
She cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck out of you
Cuz your broke as f_ck you s_ck your a f_ckin joke
If you was really sellin coke, well then what the f_ck
you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap
You never had no security, you'll never be famous
You'l never now what its like to be rich, lifes a b_tch aint it?
Raymond, here, let me break this sh_t down in lamens
terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this
and Canibus they usin too many complicated f_ckin words for you
Here then let me slow it down for you
so you can understand if I say it slower:
Let it go dawg it's over
[Chorus]
[Eminem talkin]
Haha
Talkin bout I have motherf_ckers callin your crib
b_tch you aint even got a f_ckin crib
You aint even got a f_ckin phone, f_ckin Bum
Threatened to shut me down at your little f_ckin Source magazine
if I come back then you would attack me, b_tch you attacked me first
take it like a man and shut the f_ck up
and f_ck your little magazine too
I dont need your f_ckin magazine, I got XXL number anywayz
And yall cant stand it cuz there gettin bigger than yall
oh, and by the way, howed I look on the VMAs?
When you was watchin me from whatever f_ckin TV you was watchin me from in Boston
The mean streets of Boston, f_ckin sissy
Like you got us scared in the motherf_cker, s_ck our motherf_ckin d_cks
Oh, and for those thats dont know, dont get it twisted yo, the Source has a white owner