The Kiss (Skit) - Eminem

Eminem:
I'm gonna kill this b_tch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to f_cking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this b_tch

Dave:
Yo man

Eminem:
What

Dave:
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

Eminem:
Man would u shut the f_ck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

Dave:
Aight let me park

Eminem:
Just park

Dave:
Im parkin!

Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg

Dave:
Aight

Eminem:
Aight we wait

Dave:
We wait for what

Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna f_ckin kill her

Dave:
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the f_ck did you bring that for

Eminem:
Man shut the f_ck up dog
Just shutup, the f_ckin clip is empty

Dave:
Man dont point that sh_t at me

Eminem:
Its not even loaded b_tch, look

Dave:
Dude, god i f_ckin hate it when you do that sh_t

Eminem:
Yea but its funny as f_ck

Dave:
Muthaf_cka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

Eminem:
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

Dave:
where?

Eminem:
Right there mothaf_cka

Dave:
Oohh yeah

Eminem:
Aight get down get down

Dave:
F_ck, what u doing to her?

Eminem:
Get Down!

Dave:
What the f_ck you want me to get under the car?

Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin with

Dave:
How the f_ck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

Eminem:
Its the f_ckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

Dave:
I dont think so

Eminem:
Dogg she just f_cken kissed him

Dave:
No she didnt

Eminem:
Shes kissin him

Dave:
No shes not

Eminem: Gets out car

Dave:
Ohh sh_t

Eminem:
Come on

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