The Redneck Song - Hardy

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck
I'm a redneck
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
With my redneck knife
Yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

I get clear from a still
I drink beer, eat deer that I kill
A bug zapper's in my windowsill
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay

I catch cats with a jug
My truck nuts stay covered in mud
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
And I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck
I'm a redneck
There's a shotgun in my shotgun seat
'Cause if it flies, it dies
Yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art
Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark
Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck
I'm a redneck
Bury me in the back forty
By my redneck wife
'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
Mix it with a trickle of D_ckel or two
And when the Mountain Dew and the D_ckel's all gone
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck
I'm a redneck
And to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype
But the redneck life is the only life for me

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