Voicemail Skit - Jim Jones

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[Girl:]
Jimmy, Jimmy I been callin you all muthaf_ckin day.
You on that Birdgame Dipset bullsh_t.
You got me real muthaf_ckin mad.
I went to the bathroom to rinse my muthaf_ckin mouth out after s_ckin your muthaf_ckin d_ck and I find that you leave me a hundred dollars.
Whats up wit that bullsh_t you coulda least left me a muthaf_ckin ?
I ain't gettin sh_t out this muthaf_ckin relationship but a muthaf_ckin dipset tattoo
What the f_ck is up with that?
I ain't f_ckin with you no more.
But when you get this message call me. Dipset b_tch.

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