Sad Ass Stripper - Lady Sovereign
Jentina this is not a dream...
THIS IS A F_CKING NIGHTMARE YOU B_TCH!
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
What the f**k?
You was born in a caravan,
That don't make you ghetto
I seen more ghetto in Posh Spice's stiletto
You chat like a blonde but I swear you're a brunette
When's your career endin'?
Tell me as soon as
'Cause you're f_ckin' annoyin' ma ears
With your bullsh_t walk and
Bullsh_t talk and
Crack head dances!
And you didn't get crap advances
Your record labels dumb
For signing a fitch
Who can tracks her bum
Who's still askin her mum "What's cum?"
Your fake and you look k-cut
Try wearing less make-up
You got a quiff like Elvis
How can you sell this?
Escalade, St. Tropez.
What escalade! ?
I saw you drivin a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.
[Chorus]
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
Get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
How da f_ck did ya get airplay?
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake
Jenny from da block more like Jenny from a flock of pigeons
What class A drug did they put in it?
Chicken- all spazing out in the video like you're trippin'
In case your mum gave birth while she was strippin'
Shuka-shu-shake; brake your hips and fall out of your Caravan right into a ditch, B_tch!
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
Get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
How da f_ck did ya get airplay?
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake
I have come to f_ck up your career
B_tch- don't f_ck around wid dis titch, yeah!
I, have come to really take da piss
And, you, will take dis lyrical dis'!
(Happy Birthday! )
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, wanna be
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, wanna be
Ah, yeah!
You been chattin' bout ya Gucci thongs
But how many weeks, b_tch have u had it on (eurgh! )
I can tell by your dances-
Dat it's sum wear stuck up her bum (eurgh! )
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, wanna be
Burberry... St. Tropez... when are ya' gunna learn to speak properly!
Who gives a sh_t anyway?
Just some dirty ol' men in cell block H
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
Get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna be, Wanna be
Sad ass stripper in a messed-up way
How da f_ck did ya get airplay?
F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake, F_ckin' fake