If We Were Gay - Ninja Sex Party
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to s_ck
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D_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck d_ck balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your d_ck, my d_ck, your d_ck, my d_ck, your d_ck, my d_ck, your d_ck, my d_ck
your d_ck, your d_ck, your d_ck, your d_ck, balls!
My balls and d_ck! D_ck, d_ck, d_ck, d_ck ,d_ck, d_ck, d_ck, d_ck, d_ck, d_ck, d_ck, oh sh_t!