Be a Man - Tom MacDonald
Y'all are so confused
Y'all don't have vaginas or some boobs
And you still don't know which bathroom you should choose
Man, y'all are so appalled
Born with a penis and some balls
And you still don't know which gender you are called man
Y'all been so emasculated
All your blood and sweat and tears evaporated
Now you're just some beta males convinced that alpha men are Satan
Y'all been brainwashed, to call yourselves some gentlemen
I call it how I see it, y'all ain't sensitive you're feminine
Y'all don't have no backbone
Your skeletons are gelatin
Your whole life is boo hoo
Your veins are full of estrogen
And I'm as girl power as anyone else
But pro-women slowly became the code name for anti-male
They call it toxic masculinity
We better let the doctor know
Please remove our testicles
They produce testosterone
Amputate my Adam's apple, I feel way too different
I think they'd like me better if I was like all the women, help
(Ahhhhh somebody help!)
You said "be a man"
And now it's like that I am
I'm everything you can't stand
Cause I'm the man
And I can see that you're mad
Cause you wanna be the man so bad
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all are just embarrassed
If you tried to compare us
You would see that you ain't a man no more
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all were too encouraged
Now you don't have the courage
To just show up and be a man no more
Y'all are so upset
Mixing up your gender with your sex
Because you have a beard and like to wear a dress man
Y'all are so progressive
Identify as Jesus resurrected
When we ask you for some proof you get defensive man
They say that it's okay to cry, they're teaching boys to get bullied
And we don't teach 'em to fight so now they're avoiding it fully
You're breeding men who get married who can't protect or provide
When someone breaks into their crib, they hide behind their wives man
Wax off all that hair on your chest
Tuck your d_ck between your legs and picture you with some breasts
You grew a beard and bought some flannel but you can't build a fence
Y'all the perfect examples of some millennial men
Got no competitive spirit
Can't deal with hard work you fear it
Afraid of manual labor
I swear I can't take y'all serious
Rather pay for a service instead of gaining experience
Y'all gon' bleed to death if you don't put a plug in that period ugh
You said "be a man"
And now it's like that I am
I'm everything you can't stand
Cause I'm the man
And I can see that you're mad
Cause you wanna be the man so bad
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all are just embarrassed
If you tried to compare us
You would see that you ain't a man no more
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all were too encouraged
Now you don't have the courage
To just show up and be a man no more
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all can be whoever you want
I was born to be the man that you aren't
And I ain't tripping if your energy's wrong
Y'all just angry that the enemy's strong
So be a man
Or y'all can be whoever you want
I was born to be the man that you aren't
Man I ain't tripping if your energy's wrong
Y'all just angry that the enemy's strong
You said "be a man"
And now it's like that I am
I'm everything you can't stand
Cause I'm the man
And I can see that you're mad
Cause you wanna be the man so bad
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all are just embarrassed
If you tried to compare us
You would see that you ain't a man no more
Cause b_tch I'm the man
Y'all were too encouraged
Now you don't have the courage
To just show up and be a man no more
Cause b_tch I'm the man