Whatever You Like - Weird Al Yankovic

Hey girl
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like (x2)
Yeah

Tator tots, cold duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah

Take you out to dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can even have the large fries
Yeah

Baby you should no that I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the 2 ply
Want it, you get it my dear
I got my costco membership card right here
Yeah

You like top ramen?
Need top ramen?
Got a cupboard full of 'em I'll keep 'em comming
You want it
I got it
Go get it
Just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans
And minute rice
And we can play cribbige all night
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go whereever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah

Hottest shorty I know
If you had some lipo
You could be second runner up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-ol

And you ain't never gotta wear your sister's old clothes
Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't gotta pay me
That's the way that I roll

My chick can have what she want
At Wall-Mart she can pick out anything that she want
I know girl you aint never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
Yeah

You like my Hyuandai
See my Hyuandai
I can take you to see you cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas

Mac and cheese would be alright
But lets send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like, if you like
I said you can even have the last slice, the last slice
Yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And you can watch whatever you like, if you like
I said you can watch whatever you like
Yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a pack of tokens just for us
Yo my wallet's fat
Full of ones
Yeah its all about the Washingtons that's right

You want White Castle
Need White Castle
Long as you got me it wont be no hassle
You want it
We'll get it
Just don't be a hater if I grab some napkins for later

Thrift store jeans
On sale half price
The underwear at good will is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah
Yeah

Baby I can give you anything that you please
Even share my goverment cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like
I said you can have as much as you like, if you like
Yeah

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