Before She Does - Eric Church
I believe that gas is too damn high
An' there ain't nothin' more American
Than Mama's apple pie
I believe in love; I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it
In that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back
Before she does
I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman an' the Devil share the same address
I believe don't start; You gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut
An' carry a big stick
I believe that dogs are better than cats
An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back
Before she does
There absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't
An' she's real gone this time
I believe cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool
Than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should win a line every now an' then
I believe it's best to pay in cash
An' I believe that Jesus is comin' back
Before she does
There absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it; Lee Harvey didn't
An' she's real gone this time
I believe she was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed
An' said Jesus is comin' back before she does
Before she does
Before she does